viernes, mayo 18, 2007

Viernes jocoso

Q:Why did God create economists ?
A:In order to make weather forecasters look good.
Q: Why has astrology been invented?
A: So that economy could be an accurate science.

Economic forecasters assume everything, except responsibility.

Economics-everything we know in a language we don't understand.

The First Law of Economists: For every economist, there exists an equal and opposite economist.
The Second Law of Economists: They're both wrong.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Economists don't answer to questions others make because they know what the answer is. They answer because they are asked.

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At 12:39 p. m., Blogger Abuelo Económico said...

Economists do it with models ;)

 
At 4:46 p. m., Anonymous Kaloma said...

Es asi Abuelo, sabe algo, creo q la economia trata de describir el comportamiento humano, la cosa se complica cuando tratamos de predecir, ni le digo cuando queremos orientar o planificar...
Ahora, si nos concentraramos en darle forma economica a ese comportamiento, todo seria mas facil....Desde q el primer primate largo la piedra y dijo hola, algun otro ha intentado manejarlo, y sabe q, no se puede... asi de simple
Saludos

 
At 6:41 p. m., Blogger ARTEMIO LÓPEZ said...

Abuelo, adhiero desde la sociología electoral. "Running over the same old ground. What have we found?
The same old fears".
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At 7:34 p. m., Blogger Abuelo Económico said...

Muy bueno Artemio, muy atinado y pertinente.

 
At 9:20 p. m., Blogger quaTTro said...

jaja, buenísimo, Abuelo!

No tengo nada más que agregar, sólo me simpatiza su blog cuando se pone la corbata en la frente.

Saludos!

 
At 10:50 p. m., Anonymous Anónimo said...

si Artemio, pero el problema es que no es wish you where here, siempre estuvimos aca
ayj

 

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